boo hoo for teachers

I hate the start of term, the time when whining teachers come back to work:

"I could have done with another week off"

"I wish I was in my garden right now"

"2 weeks just wasn't long enough"

blash blah blah

I was fuming listening to them babble on about holidays, the poor teachers, so hard done to, all this work they have to do and they only get 2 weeks of at Easter, my heart just bleeds for you.

Also, without fail, I yet again got the famous line:

"Did you get any time off over Easter?"

NO I FUCKING DID NOT! They know full well I work all year round, like every other trade in Britain apart from teachers. I get 20 days per year, school holidays or not, why don't they get that? Or do they just ask me to rub it in.

In summary, a quote from The Daily Mash:

"TEACHERS should be entitled to a 10% pay rise when the children they teach become 10% less moronic and unbearable, according to a new survey."